Karma's a Bitch, and so am I.

(I promise that my next blog will be something... not-so-depressing! Also, this one won't be very professional sounding. This is a literal rant.)

Don't mess with a flaming homosexual. Kay? (Wow, what a stupid opening! I like it!) Being one myself, I have the... carelessness, if you will, of a guy, yet the flare and overreactions of a girl. What makes me laugh is if someone starts a fight, and then will just simply start ignoring you. OKAY.
DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THAT ANNOYING? They'll start fighting, and you're just like, "Fucking say something. I DARE YOU." You know? That's how I am. When I argue, I end it. No, I don't; I let it continue. I want it to. I want to make their life miserable if they want to try and step up to bat my pitches. The fucking things I throw at them... psht, three strikes and they're out. OUT. And don't think the game ends there. Oh no. I hateee when people think they can stand up to me and me not say shit because I'm a nice person? And then, when someone does something nice for me and then I give them an attitude (not parents!), and then they're all like, "I DID THIS FOR YOU, AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS?!"
For you readers that I specially send my blog to, you know I'm a nice person until provoked (well, if you don't you will know). I do not start shit with anyone unless they start it with me. Sure, I gossip. Sure, I shit talk. Do I spread shit around the whole school? Nope. Do I post everyone's business and names on facebook? No!
And then they try to insult me. Uhm, no. That's not going to work. I only open up to people I can tell are extremely nice and good friends; people open up to me just like that and I don't say much about myself. If you're planning on being mean to me and ruining my life, disregard me as your friend right now. Mind you, if we get into a petty argument or just an argument in general, I'm not going to harass you and call you cruel names to make you feel bad about yourself, UNLESS you do it to me first.
I do NOT provoke arguments; hell, I've never fully argued with someone. I'm THAT nice. I can say some meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan shit. But do I? No. I was raised to be kind to everyone. Have I done that? Hell no, but if you say I'm mean, then let's restart our first impressions.

Hi, I'm Joey, and I'm a flaming homosexual. I'm a nice, genuine person that will do anything for anyone; push me over the edge and expect to fall down with me.

So, any more friends out there?

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Gah, that was stupid and repetitive and just retarded; no editing and no word choices, I just need to rant.

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"Which, if not victory, is yet revenge. "
~John Milton.